My thanes and kinsmen,/Henceforth be earls, the first that ever Scotland /In such an honour named

Herodotus, possibly delighting in teratical stories, might tell what he never heard: or the passage may be an interpolation; or it may be alterd in transcribing

The tosser is at the far left, then the saucer, then the cheeser, then the shooter.

They're milk-dunkable and sophisticated at the same time. I dare you to eat just one.