The Torpedo Officer and I were on the lower bridge and we each had a doggy, a young midshipman […]

About his Chariot numberleſs were pour'd / Cherub and Seraph, Potentates and Thrones, / And Vertues, winged Spirits, and Chariots wing'd, […]

“Don't be a clit-tease, Grant, or you'll learn the true depth of my badassness.”

I stopped mid-thumb-swipe when I saw a comment left by a woman that said “Don’t you think about how this is going to affect your son one day? He’s going to be ridiculed because of your promiscuous behavior for the rest of his life.” Of course, she ended it with, “#karTRASHians.”