God can immediately immute, change, corrupt, destroy, or annihilate whatsoever pleaseth His divine majesty.

“You and your silly bitch better give me fifty feet before both y'all corny asses get slam dunked in that pool.”

Aides are tossing around metaphors to describe the means by which other bills could find their way into the spending package. The last train leaving the station. Final ornaments on the Christmas tree. A big slumgullion of legislation, Mr. Whitehouse offered.

If you're not up for watching limbos, bottle dancing, and fire eating, your best bet might be a leisurely dinner […]