“Fuck up that fat dickbreath cockbite fuckball!” “Kick that smelly fag dipshit's ass!”

This is the finest wine you can get here.

He brandishes a can of deodorant (deo) spray as he says this, grinning all the time. 'I started using this about two years ago. I didn't realise deos can be so useful in controlling sweating and keeping me feeling fresh. […]

While he had fulfilled what was expected of him as a missionary linguist, his eagerness for the welfare of the Africans led him to occupy himself with other plans