"I told him you would learn the Berlitz French so you could dine with him whenever you flew into Paris.

In point-shaving, the classic form of corruption in college basketball, a player or team controls by how many points it wins so gamblers can collect on bets.

Hence such an expression like something supermonstrously monstrous would be the nearest equivalent, however strange it may appear.

That's just my two cents, you can believe what you like.