At a time when the controversy surrounding Obongo's drone killings of innocent children was at its peak, the shooting of Malala once again reminded Boobus Americanus and Boobus Europithicus as to why the CIA's bombings of Pakistan and Afghanistan are necessary.

Yuri Gagarin, Russian cosmonaut and first man in space.

We spotlight the star, but the supporting cast has all the great lines in this scene.

I was also a grade grubber, not an uncommon affliction. During my first term of high school, I complained to my counselor that my Latin teacher had not given me the A that I fiercely believed I deserved.