ooh you are oodles braver than I am....I am scaredy of jellycopters :-)

They were like old women with their fucking stupidity; their absolute cuntishness seemed to cling to them like shit to a blanket.

You bully boys of Liverpool, I'll have you to beware, When you sail on them packet ships, no dungaree jumpers wear; But have a big monkey jacket all ready to your hand, For there blows some cold nor'westers on the Banks of Newfoundland.

There's more for him to do than daunder about the hillside with a trout-wand over his shoulder.