We've got a live one. Kim Howells burst on to the scene last week with his first foray into university politics as higher education minister. The man best known for labelling the Turner Prize conceptual bullshit was not sounding very on-message. In a departure from his prepared speech on the launch of an NUS information campaign for would-be students, Howells started, well, rambling.

When the muscles of the heart cease to act, the refluent blood again distends or elongates them; and thus irritated they contract as before.

Her RBF has been with her ever since she was a baby, forcing her to fake a smile all the time so people would stop questioning her.

They used summary executions to break the resistance of the people.