Padre, you should have a row of Victoria Crosses. No, no, it was my duty.

[T]his secret having taken air, the old Israelite had contrived a scheme to separate them for ever; and they being apprized of his intention, had found means to elope from his house […].

Dealers saw the potential in him because he was wired into all the right social networks, and asked him to start selling pills for them.

Hodgson may actually feel England could have scored even more but this was the perfect first step on the road to Rio in 2014 and the ideal platform for the second qualifier against Ukraine at Wembley on Tuesday.