He weighed slightly less than his wife who was a foot shorter.

Why the blankity blank don't you blankity blank idiots do your work right, and be blanked to you? Going to be all the blankity blanked night getting the blankity blanked log into the lake, you blanked blanks, you? Wait till I show you blankity blank slow-worms how to yank that stick out, and be three times blanked to you?

It would be possible in this way to append an entire forelife to ones memory or more than one forelife.

Since most respondents who prefer slow-burn fics are on the asexual spectrum, this is not surprising, as they are less likely to desire sexual experiences with others in general.