Stay hydrated.

Katherine Viner wants to appoints a 1 per cent correspondent to hound the filthy rich. As befits a possible Grauniad editrix, the NUJ misspelt her name.

They had an expensive, well-cut air which was like a uniform, and their conversation was all about people with names like Terence and Geoffrey, Philippa and Vivien, who lived in London and County Wicklow and who were terribly amusing.

Mutherfucker. Why not fatherfucker? Or unclefucker? Or grandfatherfucker. I mean, men are the bastards, am I right, Oz?