The band at that bar really butchered Hotel California.

...but I wouldn't want it taught from the textbook, because then the ordinary teacher would pound it into the pupils just as you would pound sand into a rathole, ...

Question: Where does one obtain the English libretto? And is it the official version or a fanslation?

We might have five of us jaw-jawing. You don't have that any more. I hate to lose that; it was a great joy in my life.