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“Come here to me,” said one local radio broadcaster, beckoning a nearby steward, “could ye gather up the names of all the Galway supporters and I’ll give them a shout out?”

[…] San Francisco is not exactly the most happening place, you know.

I hope that even a species as underbrained as yours can understand that survival is a very good idea.