I need some sort of cutting utensil to get through this shrink wrap.

That Caucasus enjoys the Sunbeams three parts of the Nights Vigils; that Danubius ariseth from the Pyrenæan Hills: That the Earth is higher towards the North: are opinions truly charged on Aristotle by the Restorer of Epicurus; and all easily confutable falsities.

I took my medication an hour ago, and it hasn't kicked in yet.

He left her, much to the satisfaction of her other suitor.