Don't come crawling to me with your useless apologies!

The lamb bunted several irresponsive objects - never its dam's udder - baaing listlessly.

Strong, bronzed, attractive, and, above all, incredibly Australian, Bloke’s Blokes bestride the world like colossi, less men than living gods, stepping from the pages of mythology into our hearts, and guiding us like mighty beacons upon the right and proper path of Blokedom.

This bag is made of whang leather, an oily sort of leather like raw-hide, of which whang-strings are made. The bag, as you may see, is decorated with Indian signs.