Real connoisseurs know that to nose and taste properly you have to add still water to your tulip-shaped glass so that the alcohol doesn't overwhelm you.

I was impregnated at a clinic but don't know who the sperm donor is.

2169 Taiwan, a carbonaceous asteroid from the central region of the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars, will be at its closest to Earth at around 11 p.m. Thursday, the Taipei Astronomical Museum said.

Madonna would do anything for money, you know, she's a total prostitute. And I've got nothing against prostitutes.