My word. I can't believe I was today years old when I first heard of this.

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For they were the very days on the which the women celebrated the feast and yearday of Adonis' death: and there were also in divers parts of the city, images of dead men carried to burial, and women following them, mourning and lamenting.

A goodly Lady did foreby them rush, / Whose face did seeme as cleare as Christall stone ….