Truly may it be said, that her valuable qualities have been sanctified ; whilst her play of character has not been lost, but has been rendered more interesting than before. Every one who knows her is aware of her truthiness, and appreciates her kindness ; […]

What kind of a harebrained, off-the-wall idea is that?

Even phrased as they are in Higher Managementese, these comments touch the heart of the matter.

She gafiated the moment she first picked up a pulp magazine.