Rooney's confession statement read: Foolish as it now seems I did on occasions visit massage parlours and prostitutes. It was at a time when I was very young and immature and before I had settled down with Coleen. I now regret it deeply and hope people may understand that it was the sort of mistake you make when you are young and stupid. youngand stupid. Rooney was denounced from the tabloid pulpits for his whoremongery, but, idiot that he was, one cannot help but feel a pang of pity for him.

Dieter walked along a broad corridor. Each door was clearly labeled in neat German signwriting, but Dieter looked inside anyway.

But it’s not just Jean-Claude Juncker who believes that May lives in another galaxy: most leaders in continental Europe believe that – including Angela Merkel.

The additional handling that it would get by the canal would be: One dumping from the pockets into the canal barge, one clamshelling out of the canal barge, and one dumping onto the dock.