I was planning on going, but something came up.

“Ky—please don't take this the wrong way—I actually have to wear a dress from our line. You know, to show off my marketing materials on my college app. So, I'm working on it with Hannah.”

[…]and your water is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.

Nevertheless, she was a cunny Jamaican woman who knew 'what side her bread was buttered on.'