Did you notice how when Tyrannosaurus Regina Thatcher, armed with her memoirs, began to stalk Calamity John Major through the political jungle, not only did they wheel out ‘Tarzan’ Heseltine to come to his aid but also the Conservative answer to Mills and Boon — Lord Jeffrey Archer?

Maisie is a rottweiler is the negand of Maisie is not a rottweiler.

We're having a barbecue on Saturday, and you're invited.

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