I resort, once again, to a sagacious adage from Justice Scalia […]

Pamela works in security.

[T]he horse was the vainer brute of the two; he was far worse beflounced, bebonneted, and bemantled, than any fair lady. . . . [T]his poor animal from stem to stern was swamped in finery.

And he was just taking byways and sideways, travelling in the peripheries of civilization, yeah?