I am licensed to practice law in this state.

I recently encountered a particularly infuriating Heisenbug. A large program, when given a large input, was just mysteriously dying. Of course, I ran it under the debugger. The mystery deepened: the program returned quietly to the debugger.

The Cleethorpes to Barton-on-Humber branch had been slated to transfer from Northern into the East Midlands franchise, but this move is still awaiting a DfT decision.

As far as I could see, she'd had no little crumbcrushers to take care of, plenty cash, good jobs, a cute little car, and a rent-controlled apartment in New York for fifteen years, […]