provide such natives to the higher dignities of the church

For as commentatrix Ann Coulter said—in touch, as always, with her inner terrorist and fearlessly voicing all conservatives’ guilty thoughts:[…]

The different habits and commercial purſuits of the modern world have rendered it neceſſary to diſcard the rêveries of the philoſophers and ſchoolmen, who have argued and fulminated againſt the practice of lending money for gain; and, indeed, ſome ſpeculators have plauſibly maintained the abſurdity and impolicy of any legal interference with reſpect to the terms of pecuniary negotiations.

Tell me why the moon changes phase.