Hold thy tongue! old doter; how should my daughter resemble thy son?

Nay, perceiving that he was extremely penurious in his house-keeping, he spoilt many a pot of excellent soup maigre, by slily conveying into it handfuls of salt or soot […].

‘Gwen has a job as a bunny because says she's sick of sex.’

The Princess brought grace to an otherwise dull and boring party.