The philosophy expressed in this book-also called “Discordianism” or “Erisianism” or even “Marxism-Lennonism”-is a group artwork, like reality itself.

I went invisible so that my ex-girlfriend wouldn't send me instant messages.

I wrote that program in assembler.

If you surf regularly, then you're going to ding your board. Here's a rough guide on how to repair them... If the ding is on the rail, run tape across the ding conforming to the rail curve, leaving a gap to pour in resin and make sure it is sealed to prevent resin escaping and forming dribbles.