[…] theists and philosophers have been frenetically pounding the heaveless breast of God in a desperate session of panicked CPR.

His IRL girlfriend.

So here, as elsewhere, we ought to resist the pressure to himpathize. Incels have generated many headlines recently. It's easy to understand why, given the egregiously violent acts of misogyny some incels have committed.

I have chequed him for it, and the young lion repents; marry, not in ashes and sackcloth, but in new silk and old sack.