Word is the club's crazily rich Middle Eastern owner's have got wind of the player's sorrow and, according to Maxifoot, are preparing an offer worthy of a pharaoh for Ronaldo, who has long been considered a mummy's boy.

I looked back to see what was going on, and observed a rubber jungle of oxygen masks hanging from the overhead bins.

Coral bleaching threatens to disrupt the population equilibria of the reef’s fishes.

Red and blue are different colors, but two shades of scarlet are different tints.