VVhen thrid of life is almoſt fret in twaine, To giue it ſtrength breeds thankes, and wonders too.

Were we to take a portion of the skin, and contemplate its exquisite sensibility, so finely appropriated […] we should have no occasion to draw our argument, for the twentieth time, from the structure of the eye or the ear.

On the professional end, some teachers can become disillusioned by the political game playing in public schools (you know, how certain teachers get promotions by assmosis rather than hard work).

Her hot pants were so short, I could see her butt cheeks.