Don't worry. I paid those mothertruckers. They're trying to drain all my money, but that's all right.

More flak was aimed at the Treasury's apparent lack of marketing skills, when it was argued that its idea of how to sell tickets was along the lines of you can get two tickets for the price of two, and it lacks the sales and promotional skills of the train operating companies which are needed to boost revenue.

We trialled a new ultraviolet system that runs under the handrail of an escalator, killing the virus. We are rolling that out at more than 100 stations.

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