Absent I ponder, and absorpt in care:

If Alpha Papa was your introduction to [Alan] Partridge, you'll be wanting to dig through the Parchives, pronto. (Just make sure cringe-o-meters are set to stun.)

Where our apt used to be they built a fancy condominium high-rise. Which at a lowly income none of us could ever really quite afford.

[…] I am oblig’d to take Notice, that the Authors of the Gown in general, treat the World with greater Insolence and Incharity, than any Lay-Persons whatsoever.