I ordered eggs benedict - I got ONE egg benedict!

Just my opinion, feel free to comment... Blood. (who used to run a speccy tapezine called Spectraxx back in the glory days...!)

Doomers, meanwhile, are the nihilistic cousins of “Bloomers” and “Gloomers,” all three gradients of the same 20-something. Whereas Bloomers are well adjusted and Gloomers are depressed because they are not, Doomers have simply stopped trying. They are no longer pursuing friendships or relationships, and get no joy from anything because they know that the world is coming to an end.

Fallacious enough doctrine when wielded against one's prejudices, but in corroboration of cherished suspicions not without likelihood.