Virtue indeed meets many a rhiming friend, And many a compliment politely penn’d,

King Cyrus, that he might more speedily receave news from al parts of his Empire (which was of exceeding great length), would needs have it tried how far a horse could in a day goe outright without baiting, at which distance he caused stations to be set up, and men to have fresh horses ready for al such as came to him.

Standby while I check that for you.

The professor had stuffed a wad of gum into the chime of his doorbell so that he wouldn't be bothered.