LBFM is Navy speak for Little Brown Fucking Machine. They are the bar girls sailors meet in all the ports in the Orient. The term is generic for bar girls […]

Finding your wonderful soulmate is very similar to the process of sowing a seed and nurturing it into a beautiful blossoming plant.

I noticed a couple of days ago how quickly the battery depletes.

That's as well, you low-arsed pair o' drabble-tails. I wants to see you behind a plough this afternoon. […]