When you're well enough off so's you don't have to fret about anything but your heft or your diseases you begin to get queer, I suppose. And the queerer the cure for those ailings the bigger the attraction. A place like the Right Livers' Rest was bound to draw freaks, same as molasses draws flies.

We rented a laser machine for Ricky Potts', song, 'Space Aged Bachelor Man' because it takes place in outer space with cats. It's a very B-moviesque vision of outer space, says Britt Small, who is directing the play alongside writer and Atomic Vaudeville co-founder, Jacob Richmond.

Falconry is another big drawcard at Hever and at other historical sites.

He brushed and preened the marquis, front and back. “Lucky we are, Your Grace, no gashes that I see. But the beard is in a woeful state —”