By means of the Golden Cap I shall command the Winged Monkeys to carry you to the gates of the Emerald City, said Glinda, for it would be a shame to deprive the people of so wonderful a ruler.

Within a few minutes of stepping foot on the school grounds, a triggered snowflake called the police. Multiple officers accosted Kevin McMahon, a YAF staffer, and threatened to arrest him for exercising his free speech rights since he was outside the designated free speech area.

The most popular reason for visiting the national forests is to get out and see pretty country — the trees and lakes, the mountains and valleys, the cliffs and canyons, the meadows and snowclad peaks.

Rebutting allegations that Scotland's railways had been deliberately run down, he pointed out that in the past nine years over £70m had been spent on their development.