It is difficult to imagine anyone disbelieving that machines fly safely and regularly around the world, but how many people believe that robots will eventually be programmed to shear sheep or that sheep will be fed a pill to defleece them?

such chuff Fellows , who would not willingly allow their Children any Pleasures

Recently I was over in Ireland, I love the place, proper fishing, can't whack it!

That damnable fridge has stopped working again.