His wits are not so blunt.

Cut from the same cloth, like-minded, same-blooded.

Reminder to sage and report.

I take my Netflix binging seriously. Why hook up when we could marathon Bob’s Burgers? If you invite me to Netflix and chill, that’s exactly what I’m going to do. / Don’t try to talk to me; I’m trying to pay attention to the show. Stop trying to put your arm around me. And no, I don’t want to take off my shirt to get more comfortable.