Fancy the secret meetings between the perjuring husband and wife, the denials of having seen each other, the clambering in at bedroom windows, and the hiding in closets!

There is a Lady in Verona heere Whom I affect: but she is nice, and coy, And naught esteemes my aged eloquence.

Fifteen hundred men […] barded and richly trapped.

And if you want to go the whole route, a videodisc machine is certainly a welcome addition to any entertainment center.