[…] that sometimes I get out of bed at night / and drive to town / for drunken noodles, three peppers hot, because I have to have them, / right away. […]

A wanker fights inequality / And for people’s rights / A wanker fights class prejudice / A yobbo just fights

This alpha-male status gives him the highest opportunity to mate with many of the best genetic examples of the females in his liking

Plum'd with conceit he calls aloud.