She had pocket-called me and heard my surprise as they walked into my room.

It was bloody hard work and bloody hot, so we drank gallons of bloody beer and bloody Bundaberg, in the good old bloody Queensland tradition. Enough, maybe, to wash away any bloody asbestos dust. Bloody Bundy with a bloody beer chaser, as we sweated and cursed and wondered why we were there.

He has a well-handed wife called Mareon that will bake and brew for seafarers and horsemen.

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