Dude, I just need 3 more credits to graduate – I can take socio-linguistics of Swahili if I want.

a measure of salt

She just wants to talk to her friends on www.unicornwillsaveus.com or write in her journal or flump on her bedroom floor with her blessing of unicorns: her posters, figurines, stickers, temporary tattoos of anatomically correct unicorns.

Cheeselicious Chowder