The benefit dog show has both mixed and single-breed competitions.

“Great! A guy getting off a night shift who hasn't been laid in years finds his wife in flagrante with some hamburger-faced guy who hightails it out the front door in his underwear. We're walking into a hornet's nest, Jackson.”

They see this last possibility in an international agreement to stop further atomic and thermonuclear bomb tests and halt the development of intercontinental ballistic missiles (IBMs).

I've only been an out of town visitor at the Mon night scouthouse dances a few times, but I've never found it uninviting.