Bumshoving ¶ […] It will occur if you fail to hold your core whilst driving with the legs, leading to your arse going backwards faster than the blade handle, and thus the angle you're rocked over to increasing.

He's spoken with a forked tongue to reporters, and his explanations for launching a probe don't pass the plausibility and credibility tests.

To top it off, Tom-Su sported a rope instead of a belt, definitely nailing down the supersorry look.

He's owed it to us for six months, but it doesn't look very collectible to me.