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The tweet in question reads, You call yourself Pro? S my D — likely a reference to the new MacBook Pro's lack of an SD card slot.

If we were asked to take Marjorie seriously we should say she had a bad touch of homomania; but surely we are not asked to take her seriously. No sane and pretty girl would carry on in so irresponsible and maladroit a manner.

Meronym: pegged pants