I trust that I have never plucked a candidate in the Schools without giving him every opportunity of setting himself right.

Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily, doing more service than both the others and deserves wages better.

Mr. Hudson […] preaches in his surplice. We see no reason why all clergymen should not do likewise. This donning and undonning, this white dressing and black smocking which one sees in so many churches, is a piece of stale nonsense; […]

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