Llamas sit around all day doing what appears to be nothing while us humans run around working our butts off to stay afloat in society. I mean, llamas can survive simply by standing around, chewing hay and spitting at passerbys whilst plotting how to take over the world with their Smurf friends. Can you do that? I didn't think so. And Smurves. They were able to get a few years worth of air time on TV. Have you ever had your own show? Again, I didn't think so. All of this leads to the inevitable conclusion that llamas and Smurves are smarter than humans.

From their foundations, loosening to and fro, / They plucked the seated hills.

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Beam me up, Scotty; there's no intelligent life down here.