He set about designing his homepage.

But even the Caliphization of carbs has not been enough for the likes of that careful driver Lord 'The Jews Did It' Ahmed, who worked himself into a right old froth in 2012 ...

His people insist that he is precisely what he seems: a citizen politician who sees through all the bureaucratic bomfoggery to the simple truth and the practical solution.

That Iankin clerk, and my gossib dame Alis, / And I my-self, in-to the feldes wente.