That man is so fine that I'd jump into his pants without a moment's hesitation.

Your paper gains notice as an example of the use of English as it should not be written nor spoken. Wake up and smell the coffee.

Police were asked to search for blue-eyed, lumber-jacketed Johnnie Miller, 8, by his mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Miller 3826 Park ave., Bronx, yesterday.

I have to log in as root before I do that.