A ScotRail Driver: … A good friend of mine overshot two stations back-to-back a couple of years ago. He tried to stop at one station and slid by it. Tried to stop at the next station. He slid by that, too.

This time it was Celtic who were forced to hit on the break and when they did, they singled out Broadfoot.

You're a fine one to talk about laziness.

The spectacle of a bunch of crewcutted, gumchewing teenagers lording it over the natives in the streets of Saigon is a lesson in how not to conduct foreign relations.